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Soft, worn-in comfort meets playful, science-fiction humor. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee has a relaxed fit and a lived-in feel from the first wear. The front print reads like a quirky diagnostic chart—’My Therapist Is an Alien’—with small icon rows and clean, modern typography that catches the eye but stays subtle in black-and-white. It slips easily into weekend routines: paired with jeans for a coffee run, layered under a jacket for late-night stargazing, or worn at low-key sci-fi meetups where inside jokes and dry humor land best. The shirt’s muted, garment-dyed color and sturdy construction make it a reliable go-to for anyone who likes their comfort with a side of wit and a little cosmic mystery.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
My Therapist Is an Alien Graphic T-Shirt – Funny Alien Therapy Tee
$16.99
Sale price
$16.99
Regular price
Made to order & shipped in 2-5 business days. Free returns on defects.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton, pre-shrunk for comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label; offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This design started as original hand-painted artwork before becoming a print. Each item is made to order just for you, so no two production runs are ever quite identical.
Shipping & Returns
Every item is made to order, so please allow 2-5 business days for production before it ships. Once shipped, standard delivery typically takes 3-7 business days within the US.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund - no questions asked. Since each piece is custom made, we're unable to accept returns for buyer's remorse, but we're always happy to help if something isn't right.
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