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This garment-dyed tee carries a quiet, retro sci-fi energy — a muted maroon canvas with a faded print of a classic flying saucer beaming light down on a lone figure. The vertical “ABDUCT” type and the glowing “Already!” emblem feel like an old paperback cover or late-night drive-in poster. The heavyweight, relaxed cut settles like a favorite shirt: soft from the first wear, slightly lived-in from the dye process, and built to last. Wear it to shows, night hikes, or when you want to start a conversation about conspiracies, stargazing, or that feeling of being pulled toward something bigger than your routine.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Abduct Already! Alien UFO Graphic T-Shirt
$16.99
Sale price
$16.99
Regular price
Made to order & shipped in 2-5 business days. Free returns on defects.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner look
- Available S–4XL (select partners) and sewn-in label; made in Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This design started as original hand-painted artwork before becoming a print. Each item is made to order just for you, so no two production runs are ever quite identical.
Shipping & Returns
Every item is made to order, so please allow 2-5 business days for production before it ships. Once shipped, standard delivery typically takes 3-7 business days within the US.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund - no questions asked. Since each piece is custom made, we're unable to accept returns for buyer's remorse, but we're always happy to help if something isn't right.
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