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This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries a playful, extraterrestrial vibe — a soft, heavyweight cotton shirt with a glossy green alien graphic and the cheeky caption “MY TYPE IS NOT HUMAN.” The fabric is pre-shrunk and ring-spun for a lived-in softness that deepens with every wash. Tubular construction and double-needle seams give it a clean silhouette and long-lasting structure, while the garment-dye process produces a muted, vintage-ready color and texture. Wear it to signal your offbeat sense of humor at casual meetups, sci-fi nights, conventions, or weekend hangs. It sits comfortably in the wardrobe of anyone who likes pop-culture nods, subtle irony, and shirts that feel broken-in from day one.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort and softness
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for a vintage, lived-in feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Green Alien T-Shirt — "My Type Is Not Human" Graphic Tee
$16.99
Sale price
$16.99
Regular price
Made to order & shipped in 2-5 business days. Free returns on defects.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting comfort and softness
- Garment-dyed heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz) for a vintage, lived-in feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for durability and clean lines
- Relaxed fit, sizes S–4XL (select partners) with sewn-in label
- Made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Details
This design started as original hand-painted artwork before becoming a print. Each item is made to order just for you, so no two production runs are ever quite identical.
Shipping & Returns
Every item is made to order, so please allow 2-5 business days for production before it ships. Once shipped, standard delivery typically takes 3-7 business days within the US.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund - no questions asked. Since each piece is custom made, we're unable to accept returns for buyer's remorse, but we're always happy to help if something isn't right.
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