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          \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A little cosmic mischief for your everyday wardrobe. This dark tee features a colorful retro-inspired illustration of a flower-crowned, sunglasses-wearing figure beneath the phrase “Cosmically Unavailable,” surrounded by celestial motifs and blooming florals. It speaks to the astrology lovers, free spirits, introverts, and beautifully unbothered souls who would rather stay aligned with the universe than answer every message. Wear it to music festivals, tarot nights, casual weekends, or whenever your energy is elsewhere. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neckline, smooth print-ready fabric, a shape-retaining ribbed collar, and reinforced shoulder seams. The tubular, side-seam-free construction creates a clean finish, while the tear-away label keeps the inside comfortable. Heather and specialty shades contain cotton-polyester blends.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric with a soft, smooth feel\u003cbr\u003e- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean finish and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified blank with a tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736821948,"sku":"24073524660538590430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736854716,"sku":"30465068407069087310","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736887484,"sku":"41359974314933622391","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736920252,"sku":"31626471349293438243","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736953020,"sku":"32158838117161773255","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Dark Chocolate","offer_id":48467736985788,"sku":"21973941310945439297","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/4163\/5260\/files\/20261022002548-1f1cdaf2-104f-6d8a-883c-fabf431e8f32.png?v=1792628980","url":"https:\/\/wackadoodleintergalactic.store\/products\/cosmically-unavailable-ufo-alien-t-shirt","provider":"Wackadoodle Intergalactic Co.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}