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A lightweight, soft tee that brings sly humor and extraterrestrial attitude to your everyday wardrobe. This crew-neck shirt features a crisp print of three cool, suited aliens—one tipping sunglasses with a speech bubble that reads “I passed. No one.” The low-key palette and vintage-styled illustration make it feel like a thrifted find, while the smooth fabric and clean fit keep it comfortable from coffee runs to late-night conspiracies. Wear it layered under a jacket or alone with jeans when you want to spark conversation without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing on sleeves and neck labels as specified
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Alien Squad Graphic T-Shirt — "Trust No One" Retro UFO Crew Tee
$16.99
Sale price
$16.99
Regular price
Made to order & shipped in 2-5 business days. Free returns on defects.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- High-quality DTG/DTF printing on sleeves and neck labels as specified
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Details
This design started as original hand-painted artwork before becoming a print. Each item is made to order just for you, so no two production runs are ever quite identical.
Shipping & Returns
Every item is made to order, so please allow 2-5 business days for production before it ships. Once shipped, standard delivery typically takes 3-7 business days within the US.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund - no questions asked. Since each piece is custom made, we're unable to accept returns for buyer's remorse, but we're always happy to help if something isn't right.
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