Alien Poker 'Highly Advanced Mildly Addicted' T‑Shirt
Made to order & shipped in 2-5 business days. Free returns on defects.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A soft, breathable tee with a bold, otherworldly graphic that feels like a wink to late-night gamers and sci-fi fans. The shirt’s detailed print shows a crew of sleek, contemplative aliens gathered around a glowing table, with retro racing-check accents and the phrase “Highly Advanced, Mildly Addicted.” It reads like a badge of low-key obsession—fun, slightly surreal, and definitely conversation-starting. Wear it to casual meetups, streaming marathons, arcade nights, or laid-back weekends. The lightweight ring-spun cotton drapes comfortably while the durable print keeps that sharp, neon-tinged artwork vivid through washes. It’s the kind of shirt that slips into your everyday rotation when you want something relaxed but with personality.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Classic crew neckline and clean classic fit for versatile wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette
- Durable, vivid prints: DTG for main design; DTF used for sleeve and neck label prints
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and ethically sourced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
AI models are used in images.
Details
This design started as original hand-painted artwork before becoming a print. Each item is made to order just for you, so no two production runs are ever quite identical.
Shipping & Returns
Every item is made to order, so please allow 2-5 business days for production before it ships. Once shipped, standard delivery typically takes 3-7 business days within the US.
If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 30 days for a free replacement or refund - no questions asked. Since each piece is custom made, we're unable to accept returns for buyer's remorse, but we're always happy to help if something isn't right.
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